That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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