dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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