Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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