Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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