Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Edward fifth and chaser hands
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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