Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(716): View more from New York

So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?

(1-716): View more from New York

I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her

(716): View more from New York

Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild

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(386): View more from Florida

I wanna passion pit in your ass

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.

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At least that would be something.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.

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