the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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