If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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