I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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