so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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