Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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