I don't remember. Are we still dating?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
