Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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