Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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