I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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