so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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