but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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