You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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