well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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