I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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