Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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