Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
Randomize
