You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
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