I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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