my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
