Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
well most of my day revolves around power hour
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Are my feet made of real feet?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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