What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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