no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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