They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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