left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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