I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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