i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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