cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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