i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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