Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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