He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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