Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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