Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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