Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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