? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i need an iv and a liver transplant
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
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its like you know when i get waxed
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