so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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