: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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