He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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