It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
