Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Soap is not a condiment
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Randomize
