I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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