You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
can u get pink eye on your cock?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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