How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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