I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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