We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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